I wrote a bloody briliant blog earlier and it didn't show up, so there u go. Best blog ever and lost to cyberoblivion, and i don't have the heart to repeat myself. My black bear hamsters are excellent pets, sharp, astute, attentive..friendly. I am somewhat upset to have to renounce my beloved Gerry Butler, he has been hanging out with evil bitch Anna Wintour, prune faced shallow nemesis to everything I believe in sooo...Gerry u made your bed so..sorry to have to totally dump you. There is a real life man who does look like Brad Pitt I will be pondering about though. He actually likes my hight and weight which here ( and i am not obese!) is enough to make me sob with happyness, makes a change from hearing mens thought's like...'she has a pretty face, shame she is mental, borderline annoying personality...bit fat (hello i have crohns i puff) sometimes ugly ..sometimes pretty...hmm...i think ill look at small cute asians instead...' think I can't hear it?, dudes!!!! I can smell your thoughts!!..wonder why I stay in!! wonder why I am mental?..its because I can hear you...pffft hahaha ah well people are people and minds read in nightclubs only yield desperation... it's ok don't cry for me singapooooree the truth is there are men who love me, and for my wild ways, my indiscretions, they love my problems, they love my pale skin (sung to evita don't cry for me argentina)

Oprah is doing a show on divorce, these poor poor kids, breaking my heart, little boy only 5 broke down. Children crave love and attention no matter what the xpert said parents dont apologise enough for the bad things said about the 'other' parent...you hurt the kid (who's dna they are also attacking) so true...so true! that poor little kid...if one thing us children of divorced parents (and boy we share a lot of hurt right?!) can do is to do our very best to remember ourselves as those kids we were and never do that to our own...remind them they are loved and their other parent loves them too no matter what....