So, the past few weeks, ive been applying for work. The place is very far from where i live but i just want to gain experience. So after some tests and a series of interviews, i got a job offer. Even though the pay wasnt that great, i accepted, again for the experience.
Now, i have to get some pre-employment requirements like NBI, SSS, TIN, medical check-up, etc. Its my first time to work so i dont have those yet. So yesterday, i tried getting my NBI clearance. The application process was fast, in about 20 mins i finished everything and only had to wait for the releasing which took awhile. They put a time where i should go back to get the clearance. It was about a 2 hour wait. I decided to sit it out in the canteen there, even though it was right beside a mall. I was looking at the people lined up in the releasing window. It was like they werent moving, so i was thinking if i should line up. but it was just 2:30 and i had to wait til 4PM. Around 3:45, i decided to go and fall in line. The line was moving slowly because of some people cutting in the lines. ANyway, around 4:10 it was my turn...the guy typed something and mine wasnt encoded yet, so have to wait a while longer. SInce only a few of us were left, i tried again around 4:30, the guy typed something again and i saw a change in the screen. I saw my file was encoded. Normally, the guy would tear the reciept and tell you to go in to get finger printed, but mine, he stamped. My first time to apply, so had no idea what it meant. The people there looked at it and said i got a HIT. i have no idea what it meant, but i think its either someone has the same name as me or i did something or have a record of something i dont know i did. SO now, they have to verify it and i have to go back on thursday. Grrrr.... and i was hoping to finish it so i can do the others on monday and submit my requirements by wed...
Later today, im doing the medical check-up. The company gave me a gift certificate to present to the diagnostic lab so i dont have to pay for anything. Anyway, it says theres a CBC, chest xray, blood typing, drug testing, urinalysis and fecalysis. Everything is fine with me except the fecalysis. Why do they have to check my poop? My problem is putting the poop in a small container. And what if i dont have to poop or im constipated? hehehe. Im thinking...if i give them our puppies poop, would they know the difference? =D

