celebrity trashing

Owen Wilson

Thu, 30 Aug 2007 00:40:03 +0800

This guy attempted suicide by slitting his wrist and OD-ing on "hillbilly heroin" over his breakup with Kate Hudson.

Kate Hudson? I mean come on! She cute and all, but she's just a 5er.

If Angelina Jolie dumped you, then you should kill yourself, FIVE TIMES!

Britney Spears

Thu, 30 Aug 2007 00:48:33 +0800

is a living proof that marriage is not the answer.

Free falling since she married that K-fed guy

Just can't wait she pull out an Anna Nicole Smith

She used to have one hot banging bod

Heath Ledger

Sun, 02 Sep 2007 23:55:16 +0800

and his wife (that milf that play his wife from 'Brokeback Mountain' ) is divorced for real.

Maybe he's too gay for her

He sure can quit her

maybe he can run back to Jake and fcuk him in a firshing trip or sum'n

Cristiano Ronaldo

Mon, 03 Sep 2007 00:05:20 +0800

probably the gayest looking footballer ever, but he sure love 'em ho's

England leading trash tabloid, the sun reported that Ronaldo has invited like 5 ho's together with his teammates from Manchester United to have a durty wet orgy by the pool.

Being clever, one ho capture their debouchery with her camera phone and sell it to the sun

durty durty ho

Chris Brown

Mon, 03 Sep 2007 00:25:44 +0800

proved that love is blind

Or maybe HE IS BLIND

I mean, dayum!

Shia LaBeouf

Mon, 03 Sep 2007 00:35:36 +0800

the hottest young jew is reported to be dating the self proclaimed bad girl Rihanna Ela Ela Eh Eh Eh.

The couple of Summer 07

Sam Witwicky icky icky eh eh eh

Fergie Ferg

Mon, 03 Sep 2007 00:48:33 +0800

is hotness

before...

after

whatever!

she's awesome!

Hilary Duff

Mon, 03 Sep 2007 01:02:09 +0800

is a living proof that thin is beautiful

fcuk political correctness

b4: Lizzie the teenage cowafter: super hot shiz

Lauren Conrad

Mon, 03 Sep 2007 01:09:10 +0800

'The Hills' star is one average chick

I still do her though

Team Audrina

Zac Efron

Mon, 03 Sep 2007 01:19:43 +0800

is one pretty chick boy

he sure can suck my

perfect hair

Maroon 5

Mon, 03 Sep 2007 01:28:02 +0800

is so gay

Denise Keller

Mon, 03 Sep 2007 01:34:37 +0800

defines durty hotness

im hating Fazura

Justin Timberlake

Mon, 03 Sep 2007 11:36:32 +0800

was rocking some serious party at JET Las Vegas

Izzit just me or everybody's sick of Timbelake and Timbaland?

The Brangelina

Mon, 03 Sep 2007 12:06:16 +0800

is one perfect couple

An aneroxic tatto infested mum

A above average good looking father

Children of various nationalities

What more can you ask?

If only they are married and not living in a sinful life...

The Beckhams

Mon, 03 Sep 2007 12:13:23 +0800

is a parallel British version of the Brangelina

Both with aneroxic mum

Gorgeous dad

only Beckham's children are all white

Paris Hilton

Mon, 03 Sep 2007 18:08:34 +0800

reformed herself from a hot trashy heiress to a hot classy lady.

Jail terms really bring back her senses.

But, life's a bit boring without her hogging the publicity...thing

We want our trashy Paris back!

In an attempt

Mon, 03 Sep 2007 22:03:37 +0800

to revive his shizzy career, George Michael was seen wearing this as a publicity stunt.

my eyes!!!!

Michael Jackson's

Mon, 03 Sep 2007 22:11:53 +0800

nose is really melting! Due to his skin condition, he turned blue when he blush...

If you still care

Mon, 03 Sep 2007 22:32:23 +0800

Usher wedded his gf, Tameka Foster after having a cold feet few weeks before.

Whatever

Paris Hilton

Tue, 04 Sep 2007 22:53:27 +0800

is so human

OMFG I adore her

skinned elbow is so mortal-esque

she's rockin' that Beyonce's armpit pose too

we are so not worthy

...not!

Charlize Theron

Tue, 04 Sep 2007 22:58:54 +0800

is our fav va-j-j

she can rock the trucker lesbo look

she sure can rock the red carpet

now she's rockin' the Eve (as in THE first woman in earth) with that giant leaves covering her legs and private parts, and almost invisible top

is she a mormon or som'n?

Mariah Carey

Tue, 04 Sep 2007 23:06:52 +0800

should open a new business

...Milk business

she can feed the whole africa

F2F

Tue, 04 Sep 2007 23:09:26 +0800

Left: Milk Lady

Right: The reason MILF became a new kink

How to make

Tue, 04 Sep 2007 23:14:31 +0800

Danny DeVito...

Attach a big head, 2 stubby arms and a pair of short legs to a big blob of flesh (preferably a tummy). Add lil' patch of hair as decoration.

Walla!

Jenna Jameson

Tue, 04 Sep 2007 23:21:13 +0800

For those who do not know Jenna Jameson

Fcuk you...

No, fcuk her actually

Go ahead! Google her...

Caption: Showing off her new (huge) tatts. Gonna look really good when she's 80. The ink will glow on saggy skin

Eva Longoria

Tue, 04 Sep 2007 23:30:20 +0800

is rockin' that butt crack

as long as it's not hairy, you go Gabriella!

Love that 'ho's trademark' i.e. tatts on the small of the back

This should get

Wed, 05 Sep 2007 00:03:11 +0800

an Oscar! <-- click here

Screw Martin Scorsese...

Rihanna

Wed, 05 Sep 2007 00:24:58 +0800

is the music of the sun (lame, i know)

however

me and my buddies all agreed on one thing

her legs look wierd

like unproportionately long legs wierd

now those leg become fat

Rihanna the leg monster...

she's awesome though

Jessica Alba

Wed, 05 Sep 2007 00:27:22 +0800

is one sweet mami

she looked lost in that dingy club

her place is at the beach with nothing on but a tiny tiny bikini bottom

Steve Irwin

Wed, 05 Sep 2007 01:09:05 +0800

died today one year ago

He was loved by many people

crikey pause NOT!

Kanye West

Wed, 05 Sep 2007 10:53:10 +0800

doesn't believe in humility

He's like a pro wrestler

But I have to admit, he's good

He can talk the talk, walk the walk

Graduation is droppin' soon!

Tobey Maguire

Wed, 05 Sep 2007 10:58:26 +0800

the dopey spiderman has married his gff, Jennifer Meyer. The private ceremony was at a Hawaii sunset, where handful of close friend present, along with their out of wedlock baby, 9 mont old Ruby.

I give them 5 years max.

Halle Berry

Wed, 05 Sep 2007 11:03:19 +0800

is pregnant.

Hope the catwoman will get back to shape after tha labor coz petit and sagginess do not go together.

Jack Osbourne

Wed, 05 Sep 2007 11:11:26 +0800

prove that maybe Darwin was right

He look like a monkey, or an Ewok or sum'n

But this is way better than being fat.

Not all celebrity

Wed, 05 Sep 2007 11:13:10 +0800

looks good together.

Exibit A

Brits Jamie Cullum and Sophie Dahl

Shaquille O’Neal

Wed, 05 Sep 2007 11:15:02 +0800

filed for divorce from wife of nearly five years Shaunie on Tuesday.

The Miami Heat baller instigated the proceedings. “The marriage between the parties is irretrievably broken,” says his petition, filed by attorney Ira Elegant.

Shaq and his wife have four kids together - Shareef, 7, Amirah, 5, Shaqir, 4, and Me’Arah, 1.

Like I care...

The Game

Wed, 05 Sep 2007 11:30:00 +0800

real name Jayceon Terrell Taylor arrived in LA to face charges of making criminal threat and possession of a firearm in a SCHOOL zone.

Are you serious!

Shooting school kids is so gangsta!

The Game will stand for 3 felony charges and he's out on $50k bail.

Watch out kids!

Zac Efron

Wed, 05 Sep 2007 13:13:39 +0800

is our fav puss E.

The meth-induced-looking kid is making wet monkey love with my baby, Baby V.

You dont mess

Wed, 05 Sep 2007 18:16:00 +0800

with Vince Vaughn

especially when he's sleeping

feel the warth of VV (click here)

My Chemical Romance

Wed, 05 Sep 2007 20:08:57 +0800

lead singer Gerard Way and his girlfriend got married on Monday night!

His band was opening for Linkin Park at the Projekt Revolution concert at the Coors Amphitheater in Denver, Colorado.

After the show Gerard took the plunge with the bassist from the band Mindless Self, LinZ (Lindsay), also performing on the bill.

A staff member (Amy) from concert promoter Live Nation happens to be an ordained minister and married the young couple right back-stage.

Argh so much reading... my head!!

Luciano Pavarotti

Thu, 06 Sep 2007 21:53:54 +0800

the fat tenor has passed away.

Wait for the Pavarotti Greatest Hits record that will be dropping (like its hot)

Proud momma

Thu, 06 Sep 2007 21:55:45 +0800

Gwen Stefani picks up her little King after taking a bow at the New York Fashion week showing of her Spring ‘08 L.A.M.B. collection Wednesday night.

As if

Thu, 06 Sep 2007 23:19:33 +0800

Legally Blond wasn't gay enoough

The musical adaptation of Legally Blonde will be broadcast on MTV.

ftw?

Ipod Nano

Thu, 06 Sep 2007 23:22:36 +0800

is so 2006!

Hail the new ipod!

Apple unveiled the new generation of iPods on Wednesday, and they look just like the iPhone.

To all Matrix cult members

Thu, 06 Sep 2007 23:31:47 +0800

Your heroes, the Wachowski Brothers, now rebranded themselves as the Wachowski siblings, coz one of the brothers, Larry, was so gay, mother nature (read: plastic sergeon) turned him into a trucker-lesbo looking lady.

If you meet her at the streets, just make sure you call her "Lana", or you will be bitch slapped so hard, your 'real' self (coz allegedly we're living in the Matrix) will wake up and shitting all over you womb-pod.

Lily Allen

Thu, 06 Sep 2007 23:35:02 +0800

is my fav fat girl.

Seen here rockin the red carpet in a red dress. Camouflage

Megan Good

Fri, 07 Sep 2007 16:30:54 +0800

is hot chocolate and honey all over

Apparently she's abundant with milk too

Seen here, with 'the girls' having a ball at Hyde (no pun intended)

the US version of ZouK

izdat 2000's N-Gage? So old skool...

Vanessa Hudgens

Fri, 07 Sep 2007 16:55:28 +0800

is one sweet sensitive innocent virginal chick

WELL NOT ANYMORE!

A naked photo of "High School Musical" star Vanessa Hudgens has been making the rounds on the Internet

If the photo was not taken by Zac Efron, he will be so pissed and definitely turn gay

Baby V Nude-gate

Sat, 08 Sep 2007 02:49:40 +0800

Disney is rattling with Vanessa Hudgen's nude pic scandal. You see, at first almost everyone said (and hoped) that the picture is a work of sick fcuk perv who has a special ability with Adobe Photoshop (or MS Paint at least), but now the controversy has taken a new twist. Hudgen's publicist HAS CONFIRMED that the picture was indeed, very real.

"Hey Guys!

Warmest Greetings from Rynos Media Productions!

There is no doubt that many of you have heard or even seen the inappriopriate image of Vanessa on the internet. As much as it is true, these things have to be forgotten and never to be brought up again. Vanessa is one of the most amazing Teen actresses going around today. Imagine High School Musical with out Vanessa. This incident has to be forgotten and we need to move on and see Vanessa

in a greater place of acting.

Wishing you guys all the best,

Ryan

Rynos Media Productions

Managing Director"

There's many theories arises surrounding the leaked picture, including that she had taken the private picture using her camera phone for his boyfriend, the boy-pussy Zac Efron (every teenage boy is a perv, remember?).

Other than that, there's rumours that the pic was exposed by jealous girlfriend, coz V is the only singer that manage to breakthrough to the mainstream audience. Hmmm... could it be Ashley Tisdale's work, coz she wanted V's career and possibly the bf too.

And the sickest rumour of all (and probably true too) is that her management delibrately leaked the picture because she need to ditch her wholesome image and get meat-ier movie roles, like sluts in distress or a struggling presevering young whore. Why the heck that the management confirm it?

Amy Winehouse

Sat, 08 Sep 2007 14:19:27 +0800

is like so normal, when she's not doing drugs, or attemping suicide or brawling with her husband.

Seen here withdrawing money at ATM in London.

I think her 'hive' is grtting bigger and bigger.

Zahara

Sat, 08 Sep 2007 14:36:47 +0800

the adopted daughter of the Brangelina was rockin that bag. She can't even walk yet, and yet she's wearing designer stuff. Some kid just born (adopted) lucky.

F2F

Sat, 08 Sep 2007 14:40:53 +0800

which hag you like the most?

the chin or the blah?

Mena Suvari

Sun, 09 Sep 2007 15:06:35 +0800

the hot chick in the original American Pie turned up in a new trend

...the lesbo look

Which Simpson is the hottest?

Sun, 09 Sep 2007 15:11:03 +0800

J Lo

Sun, 09 Sep 2007 15:19:40 +0800

manage to stay hot with all that excess fabric on her body (and head).

Shake it mami!

How to take a hot pic:

1. Look stoned.

I used to

Mon, 10 Sep 2007 18:14:06 +0800

'like' Britney Spears (closeted one)

when she married K-Fed, I thought she's funny

then she started popping babies and get divorced and became a bald ho'

she kept going down

the there's VMA 07 where she was given the opportunity to revive her shitty carrer by opening the show

and you know what, she fucked it all the way

looking like a sleepwalking whore, she kept forgetting the words of her own song, thank God she's miming. SHE'S SUCH A LET DOWN!

So to Britney Spears,

Fuck You!

I hope she overdosed or get AIDS!

FUCK YOU BRITNEY SPEARS!

White Trash Crash VMA

Tue, 11 Sep 2007 00:21:04 +0800

The battle of Pam-Ex has come to a new level

Ther are going national yall... Click here to watch the cat fight.

Kid "Gorgeous" Rock give Tommy "Still Young" Lee a piece of his mind (and knuckle) when Tommy keep on pissing him off. And you know what, aging Pamela Anderson is not that hot anymore. Keep on fighting for the old rag.

The VMA should be themed a Trailer Park Nightout instead. Hey the icon of Trailer Trashness open the show yall...

RIP

Tue, 11 Sep 2007 00:28:10 +0800

Yesterday, we recieved a very sad news. Our beloved career of Britney Spears has passed away in the most painful way yesterday. To the career of britney, thnks fr th mmrs. You will be missed.

R.I.P 1998-2007

Kanye West

Tue, 11 Sep 2007 00:50:33 +0800

has a secret recipe, he made THE best pie around, the humble pie.

He keep trashing people around, imagening that no one's better than him. A lil' confident is good for you, just don't make everybody else throw up in their mouth.

The sore loser was seen ranting about his lost in getting the Moonman.

The best part of "Strongger" is Daft Punk's y'know...

Worst Dressers @ VMA 07

Tue, 11 Sep 2007 18:21:35 +0800

Cee-lo looked like a , well fat short black Jedi with wierd face.

Victoria Beckham fever severely affecting Nelly Furtado

Dallas 2007 minus the shoulder pads.

Kiddie porn from the future starring Lil' Mama

Trippin

Wed, 12 Sep 2007 23:04:14 +0800

Man, this year's VMA is one of the most peculiar VMA of all time. The supposed to be a comeback show for Britney Spears became the sole proof of her shitty condition instead. She's drunk in her performance, and refused to wear wardrobe provided by MTV (coz it's not sexy enough) and opted for sequined undergarment which bares her wobbly waist line. Her dancer literally prayed backstage before the performance because they know the gig will be suck. She completed the drama by having a meltdown backstage... oh myHowever, the viewership for the big show was up 23% over last year! 7.1 million people watched the VMAs on Sunday. She may be the ultimate fuck-up, but people are still curious about Britney Spears. Those who have decried her career as “dead” may have predicted so foolishly. On the other hand, despite receiving 5 nominations, Kanye West walked home empty handed and a very VERY very sore loser. He was recorded having a meltdown backstage literally almost crying like a bitch. I thought "n- n- now th- that don't kill" you can only make you stronger.Yesterday however, it's safe to say that he made 50 cents retire coz all indications show that "Graduation" sales surpassed "Curtis". Even Timbaland can't save fiddly Fiddy...

Don't worry

Thu, 13 Sep 2007 23:48:22 +0800

it just a nude picture...

If this happened to us (normal people), most of us will resort

a. to have face reconstruction and identity changed

b. to commit suicide

d. to have a meltdown/nervous breakdown and will not venture into open spaces for the next 10 years

Baby V(-gina) and Zefron live life like nothing's ever happened. It's ain't bad at all, at least now she got street cred.

Seen here Baby V-gina was spotted leaving the gym, and Zefron continues his globe-trotting ways in Madrid.

Shakira

Fri, 14 Sep 2007 21:34:51 +0800

is one smart mami

During her down time, Shakira has been taking classes at UCLA!

What is she studying? The History of Western Civilization!

You cannot depend on your hips all your life... very wise

izzit just me

Fri, 14 Sep 2007 21:39:30 +0800

or do Baby V-gina's body look like a guy's bod.

Very masculine for an aspiring GGW.

Update:

More naughty pix of V leaked. Reports saying that the pics involved girls' lips and tities and massages. Durty Durty mice...

Joel Madden

Fri, 14 Sep 2007 21:47:01 +0800

looked pussy-whipped!

Not only he has to be responsible for knocking up Nicole "Britney waiting to happen" Richie, he has to match his clothes with her.

Lifestyle of the Richie and Fame-ass.

Collin Farrel

Fri, 14 Sep 2007 21:55:12 +0800

is an impulsive philantropist

He just spent $10 000 on a homeless man

Give a man a fish you will feed him for a day,

Teach a man to fish, you will feed him his whole life.

Look whos shopping for lingerie

Sun, 16 Sep 2007 03:04:01 +0800

No, its not Britney Spears

It's that cheerleader chick from Heroes.

Red is a good color

If you want to be old

Sun, 16 Sep 2007 03:05:25 +0800

then do not be old in Hollywood

They are gross!

Just look at these plastic faces!

Paris Hilton

Sun, 16 Sep 2007 22:07:20 +0800

must be over dating them sleazy douche bags (Nick Carter included).

Now she's humping senior citizens.

They're like wine rite?...Not!

They're like raisin...

Diva clash # 2

Sun, 16 Sep 2007 22:11:04 +0800

After Kanye Vs. Fiddy, there's new clash in town

Prepare the ring coz Mary J. Blige will face Mariah Carey this Nov. 13

Both of them are set to release their new album on that fateful day

I put my money on Mariah, but I like MJB better tho.

Cristina Aguilera

Sun, 16 Sep 2007 22:13:08 +0800

is rockin' that baby bump

Hopefully her baby don't inherit his/her babydaddy's dumbo ears

Candy man

Tell me why

Sun, 16 Sep 2007 22:21:30 +0800

is Prince called sexy?

Izzit justme or Prince looks fag?

He's suing YouTube for allowing users to upload his music videos in their site.

Pity them lame 80's people who still watch and listen to his music

Purple shit!

This is crazy y'all

Tue, 18 Sep 2007 02:31:42 +0800

Britney Spears has allegedly put a contract hit on K-Fed's life.

FBI is doing investigation about it.

The ho's trippin...

I mean we all don't like him too for his douche-bagness

But killin' him?

"Jailhouse Rocks" will sooooo become her follow-up single.

Shia LaBeouf

Tue, 18 Sep 2007 02:36:26 +0800

is our fav jew

when not making blockbusters or humpin' Rihanna, he hit the waves at Malibu beach

Beaches before bitches

It's a fact

Tue, 18 Sep 2007 03:02:39 +0800

cool people smoke

Smokers of the world unite!

Shia LePuff enjoyed his mild seven.

Marlboro is waaaay cooler

Kiera Knightley

Tue, 18 Sep 2007 03:07:05 +0800

said that she's not aneroxic

Khmer Rouge called and they want their skull back

Classic

Tue, 18 Sep 2007 03:25:46 +0800

Classic picture of Joel Madden

Joel Madden is so gangsta!

Kelly O

Wed, 19 Sep 2007 08:47:32 +0800

will be much hotter if she's thinner

Behind all that mascara

Wed, 19 Sep 2007 08:52:49 +0800

and beehive wigs

Amy Winehouse is your tipical ugly drug addict

Britney Spears update

Wed, 19 Sep 2007 08:57:40 +0800

1. She lost her full custody of her children

2. She was dropped by her management, The Firm

3. Her lawyer quit

Courtney Love

Thu, 20 Sep 2007 03:11:15 +0800

has lost her edginess and morphed into Madonna

Bring trashy back!

Presenting

Thu, 20 Sep 2007 03:21:57 +0800

The seasons hottest look

straight from the runway of Paris

hot blue trash bag night gown.

dont forget the essential accessory,

CONFIDENCE!! loads and loads of confidence!

As displayed here by Debra Messing

That girl from the Heroes

Thu, 20 Sep 2007 03:31:14 +0800

is quite hot

if she could stop eating chocolate and get thinner she'll be much hotter

A vision of

Thu, 20 Sep 2007 08:27:02 +0800

Britney Spears exactly one year from now,

Fat, hairy and eating alone at a public park

sad

Just to see...

Thu, 20 Sep 2007 09:07:00 +0800

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS GIRL

Thu, 20 Sep 2007 10:42:58 +0800

NURIN JAZLIN JAZIRIN

Last seen in Sogo, KL. Some witness said that she was dragged into a van.

She's in dire need of medications for her high blood pressure and kidney conditions.

Fror those who has any infromation about this girl,

kindly contact

Bukit Aman Police @ +603-2031-9999

or at any relevant authority.

Linsay 2.0

Sat, 22 Sep 2007 19:29:38 +0800

Presenting the junior slut club.

That girl from heroes and hotter,slimmed down Hillary Duff

Who are going to rehab first?

Beauty and the gay

Sat, 22 Sep 2007 19:45:11 +0800

Hollywood latest IT girl Katherine Heigl seen her with her ex Grays Anatomy co stars, that gay guy.

Grays Anatomy is a good show, if it contains less fast talking gibberish dialogue and chicks emotional shits.

Me love Dr. Meredith, only when she's not yapping. Once she open her mouth and whines, she turned into an annoying piece of meat.

Seriously?

SERIOUSLY!

George Clooney

Sat, 22 Sep 2007 19:58:36 +0800

is one old dude

Like any other old dude, he's having a mid life crisis, where instead of rolling with safe volvos, he ride 'em motobike as his means of transportation.

Unfortunately, he and his (much younger) gf involved in a RTA (thats road traffic accident FYI) where his gf broke her foot and he got a mere hairline fracture at his ribs.

Senior citizen needs sum care

Charlotte Church

Sun, 23 Sep 2007 20:21:32 +0800

was once virginal classical singer

then she turned into this alcohol chugging whore

now she is one fat cow

congratulations!

Jennifer Lopez

Sun, 23 Sep 2007 20:34:09 +0800

is going to be a mommy

mooo

fat cow cometh

How to dress like Rihanna?

Tue, 25 Sep 2007 00:52:21 +0800

Wear 25 belts.

This is how

Tue, 25 Sep 2007 00:57:19 +0800

Kathy Griffin look if she's in steroids.

Dunno Kathy Griffin? Google her up.

She's like one funny old lady.

Oh by the way, its Carrot top

whoever he is. I dunno him too. He just looks funny.

If you want

Tue, 25 Sep 2007 01:03:33 +0800

INSTANT HEADACHE, just watch The View.

As if one woman talking is not torturing enough, they got FIVE!

FIVE OLD WOMEN!

I've watched it in YouTube like 10 seconds. Its fun watching their mouth moving.

All I heard is blab blab blab...

Good Tymes...

Dita Von Teese

Tue, 25 Sep 2007 01:06:57 +0800

looking hot doing her thang in PETA ads about animal birth control or sum'n.

Fuck animals, I want Dita Von Tease for my birthday!

How to be a rap mogul

Tue, 25 Sep 2007 01:11:45 +0800

1. Announce your retirement.

2. Make an album AFTER you retire.

People love senior citizens.

First Jay-Z, now Dr. Dre? Old people don't go away just *snap* like that.

Barrack Obama

Tue, 25 Sep 2007 01:20:08 +0800

love 'em bootyshakers.

Apparently, he was quoted like to listen to younger stuff too, such as (don't laugh) Crazy In Love.

Maybe he's really into those stuff, OR its a slick move to woo young voters. Vote or Die!

Once you go Barrack, you never go Back!

Joss Stone

Tue, 25 Sep 2007 01:28:53 +0800

love 'em fags.

She'll look cool doing that if she's a man.

If you want to

Tue, 25 Sep 2007 01:36:24 +0800

impress 'em American college chicks

wear this t-shirt

Funny or Offensive?

Tue, 25 Sep 2007 01:40:27 +0800

you decide.

VB

Wed, 26 Sep 2007 02:00:22 +0800

landed her skinny ass on the land of harajuku girls

How to be a WAG

1. Never smiles

2. Wear the biggest sunglasses you could get

3. Be a snob

The lastes Batman movie

Wed, 26 Sep 2007 02:04:30 +0800

has claimed a life

No it's not The Joker

A stunt technician was killed when when the vehicle, which was carrying a camera platform, crashed on a test run while following a stunt vehicle, which is thought to have been the Batmobile.

The movie will be soooooo spoooooooooky

The season's latest trend

Wed, 26 Sep 2007 02:17:21 +0800

is widow chic

To achieve the full effect make sure you get the drab-est black funeral gown you cen get your hands on to, apply the biggest glob of mascara around your eyes, and kill your husband or boyfriend.

A lil' drama couldn't hurt.

Courtney Love IS widow chic

Presenting

Wed, 26 Sep 2007 02:19:18 +0800

The world's oldest supermodel

Janice Dick In Son

let's play a game...

Who wants to see a raisin vag!

no luck boys.

maybe next time... NOT!

Jennifer Hudson

Thu, 27 Sep 2007 07:07:25 +0800

is Dreamgirls + Devil wear Prada + Ugly Betty rolled into one.

She's SJP's assistant in Sex In The City The Movie.

Spider Choo, Spider Choo

I'm waiting

Thu, 27 Sep 2007 07:13:24 +0800

for the news of Britney anticipated suicide/OD...

Instead I got this

Britney with a dead Afgan-Hound on her head

Stay Classy Britney!

Diana Ross

Thu, 27 Sep 2007 07:30:51 +0800

used to be a fairly good singer in 1685

It's 2007, and she refused to be gone

Look who's

Fri, 28 Sep 2007 06:56:42 +0800

rocking the red carpet at Us Weekly Hot Hollywood party, where young hollywood stars came and patried and enjoying 'em alcohol and get shitfaced.

Among 'attendees' were Baby V (her first appearence post whore picture scandal), that (rumoured to be pregnant) Hannah Mountana girl, the sleazy Hills casts, Sarah Michelle Gellar and MJB.

WAIT!

IS Sarah Michelle Gellar still hot? I mean, this is not 1998 anymore...

And can we categorize MJB as 'young'? In Hollywood, she's a vet. And veterans are old people.

Man, do I hate

Fri, 28 Sep 2007 08:02:55 +0800

to admit this

Despite Nick Carter's double chin,and the fact that I'm risking of sounding gay, I think that Backstreet Boy's latest single, Inconsolable is quite good.

That's it.

Shakira

Sat, 29 Sep 2007 07:00:57 +0800

does not only have a good hips and all,

she also has a good heart

She's reported donating $45 MILLION to charity

$45 MILLION DAMMIT!

If only she could give me a mere million...

Hillary Duff

Sat, 29 Sep 2007 07:02:43 +0800

got herself a brand new pair of tities

God, she's HOT!

Lindsay Lohan

Sat, 29 Sep 2007 07:35:17 +0800

is in rehab

She's looking healthy under that 80's rock groupie grab

Probably she's fucking a random 80's rock hasbeen in rehab

Stay classy

Giselle Bundchen

Sat, 29 Sep 2007 07:45:25 +0800

is the most prettiest she-male

Tyra will so approve this fierce pose

Probably she will say "The judges looked at this picture and say, wow this girl is so fierce, she snatch's Bridget whatshername's babydaddy. I'm from the harlem, and my sista will say, WHAT WHAT, when they se this picture. Giselle, congratulations, you still have a chance to be America's next top whore."

"Thank you Tyra for believe in me" said the ex-Victoria Secret bitch.

The most beautiful girl in the world

Sat, 29 Sep 2007 07:51:01 +0800

Say hi to

Sat, 29 Sep 2007 07:54:36 +0800

The Hill's Audrina crotch

Mandy Moore

Sat, 29 Sep 2007 07:58:32 +0800

is the last decent late 90's pop tart princess

You may wonder why she stayed under the radar for so long

well, wonder no more

She turned into a fat cow

Beyonce's too bootylicious for KL

Sun, 30 Sep 2007 02:26:05 +0800

Beyonce had cancelled her Nov 1st gig at KL because she refuse to comply with the dress regulation requited to perform in this country.

whatever... we want Rihanna

But then again, will Rihanna trade her short shorts with a long skirt?

Can you guess

Mon, 01 Oct 2007 17:42:49 +0800

who is this "mickey mouse-esque white washed Victorian" lady?

Hint: Look at her chest area

Its Salma (Hayek), bitch!

She was posing for that weird psyco photographer for YSL

Gimme Gimme More Gimme More Gimme Gimme More

As the old saying goes

Mon, 01 Oct 2007 18:02:12 +0800

Once a douche bag, always a douche bag

K-fed during his glorious mullet days

Reminiscing

Mon, 01 Oct 2007 18:05:04 +0800

the good old tyme...