XTREME_GIGGLE

FROM THE OWNER

Thu, 25 May 2006 09:57:41 +0800

First and foremost, I wanna describe the type pf content I would like for this club. Any items that's related to the club description would be much appreciated.
That's it, so simple.

Please...Please...do not post copy of your daily blogging entry especially those that not related to club description ya!
I saw this in majority of club blogs here and now I found it irritating because some clubs are just full of entry copies from personal blog. So, I hope you would understand if your non-related posting were deleted one day.

Thank you for coming ... joining ... dropping by ... ---xtreme_giggle---
and also for reading this.

Have a great day!

THURSDAY COMIC...

Thu, 25 May 2006 11:56:54 +0800

TO BE A MILLIONAIRE

Sat, 27 May 2006 12:07:59 +0800

A jobless man applied for the position of "office boy" at Microsoft. The
HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test.
"You are employed."

He said." Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to
fill in, as well as date when you may start."

The man replied "But I don't have a computer, neither an email."
I'm sorry", said the HR manager, "If you don't have an email, that means
you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job."

The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10
in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg
tomato crate.

He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours,
he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the Operation three times,
and returned home with $60. The man realized that he can survive by this
Way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late Thus, his money
doubled or tripled every day. Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck,
then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.

5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US. He
started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life insurance.

He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan. When the
conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his email. The man
replied, "I don't have an email". The broker answered curiously, "You
don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you
imagine what you could have been if you had an email?!!"

The man thought for a while and replied, "Yes, I'd be an office boy at
Microsoft!"

Moral of the story:

M1 - Internet is not the solution to your life.

PUB THAT LOOKS DRUNK

Sat, 27 May 2006 14:40:08 +0800

PROOF OF GLOBAL WARMING

Sun, 28 May 2006 15:40:51 +0800

INTERESTING ADVERTISEMENT

Mon, 29 May 2006 11:22:43 +0800

LIFE AT NORTH POLE

Mon, 29 May 2006 14:16:13 +0800

THE PENGUINS

Mon, 29 May 2006 14:22:13 +0800

Look Look Look...Look carefully how that penguin falls !!!

WHADDA TORTURE

Tue, 20 Jun 2006 17:36:05 +0800

GOSH...LOOK AT THEM

Tue, 20 Jun 2006 17:50:22 +0800

THIS IS FUNNY...I GOT IT THRU EMAIL

Sun, 25 Jun 2006 15:26:36 +0800

ONE OF THE REASON WHY ENGLAND CAN'T WIN THE RECENT WORLD CUP...
LOOK AT THE FANS...

Australia fan

Brazil fan

Dutch fan

Italy fan

Paraguay fan

Polish fan

Portugese fan

Swedish fan

Trinidad & Tobago fan

England fan...gosh...

The Germany06 World Cup not yet ended. We'll see whether England could beat Ecuador and proceed on beating Holland or Portugal. No hard feelings to England fans... I think Argentina could win this time though I hope Brazil could win. I like Roberto Carlos...wassup Ronaldo, isn't he getting fatter?

NICE?

Tue, 27 Jun 2006 14:50:34 +0800

THE TIMES OF INDIA

Mon, 24 Jul 2006 13:34:16 +0800

Letter to Bill Gates from Sardar

Mon, 24 Jul 2006 14:42:32 +0800

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard.
Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****. I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.

2. We are unable to enter anything after we click the 'shut down ' button.

3. There is a button 'start' but there is no "stop" button. We request you to check this.

4. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friend clicked 'run ' has ran upto Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to "sit", so that we can click that by sitting.

SARDAR JI : LEGEND OF JOKES

Mon, 24 Jul 2006 14:44:42 +0800

A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 second a woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.

Sardar-why are all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?

Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "you will go to jail".

Sardar gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Sardar:"I've been promoted as branch manager."

Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected". After much thought he wrote : Yes!

One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. you know Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...

Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It"s already raining.
Sardar: So what? take an umbrella and go.

Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever - What came first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever you order first will come first.

Sardar wins Rs. 20 crore from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave Rs. 11 crore after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar: "Give me Rs. 20 crore or else return my 20 Rs. back.!

Postman:- I had to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet
Sardar:- why did you come so far. Instead you could have posted it....

Sardar proposed to a Girl......Girl said 'I'm 1 year older to you'...........
Sardar said 'Oye no problem Soniye, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.

Sardar's wish :when i die,i wanna die like my grandpa who died peacefulyin his sleep not screamin like all the passengers in the car he was driving..

Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!

Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:" Why are you writing so slowly?
Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.

Now this is wat v cal 'MISFORTUNE'

Tue, 25 Jul 2006 10:23:07 +0800

One morning at a doctors surgery a patient arrives complaining of
serious back-pain. The doctor examines him and asks him" OK, what
happened to your back?"

The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club? This
morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my
bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the
balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find
anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and
he was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at
him,That's how I strained my back"

The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The
doctor said "My previous patient looked bad, but you look
terrible.What the hell happened to you?"

He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now .Today
was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was
running late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at
the same time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge."

The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two
patients do. The doctor is shocked. Again asks, "What the hell
happened to youuuuuu.....?"

"Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd floor"

A GRIM FAIRY TALE

Tue, 25 Jul 2006 10:35:09 +0800

GUN FOR SALE

Tue, 25 Jul 2006 10:54:25 +0800

MONDAY GIGGLE

Mon, 07 Aug 2006 18:39:06 +0800

YEE HAW!!!

Mon, 07 Aug 2006 18:44:35 +0800

FUNNY?

Tue, 08 Aug 2006 17:36:14 +0800

i wAs oNce a faShiON viCTiM!!

Wed, 09 Aug 2006 17:15:43 +0800

heLLyeah.. beeN tO thaT.. i wAs reaLLy oNce a faShiON vicTim.. iT is wHEn i waS StiLL young anD dOEsn'T haVe aNy idEa aBouT faShioN.. :) aS in peopLe wiLL juST LooK aT mE.. aND iM gonNa teLL mY mOM thaT thEy aRe LookiNg at me beCauSe iM cuTe!! haHa!! iSnt thaT craZy?!

i stiLL reMEmBeR thaT wHEN i wAs iN graDe 1 oR prEp i thinK.. i wOre a paiR oF shOes aLL bY mYseLf.. noT knoWinG thE shOEs foR mY riGht fOOt wAs tHE sHoeS i wORe iN my Left foOt aND viCE veRSa.. thEn wE starteD waLkinG at the maLL.. i tHinK thaT maLL wAs aLaBang tOwN.. thEn pEOpLe staRteD LookIng at Me.. theN i aSkeD mY mOM whAt's tHE probLem.. thEn shE toLd mE thaT maYbe tHEy just LikE mY cuTe LiL faCe.. theN i stArteD smiLinG at theM.. tHEn i thiNk a girL apProaCHeD mY mOm aND toLd heR thaT mY shoEs aRe iN thE wRonG fooT.. :)) haHaha.. sOo thaT tiME.. i wAs reaLLy aShaMEd oF mYseLf.. buT i thiNk iT's noT a pRob beCaUSe iM stiLL reaLLy youNg.. :)

aNotheR faShioN viCTim eXpeRieNce wAs thiS oCcasSioN.. mY aUntiE aNd i aTteNdeD a chRisTmaS paRty wheRe yOu shouLd wEaR a sEmi foRmaL aTtire.. sO i pUt oN thiS shiRt aNd tHEn thiS drEss thEn i wORe pAnty hoSe (coLor whiTe)... guEss wHAt!!! i wORe a paiR oF ruBbeR sHOes aNd iT is coLor aQua bLue!!!.. haHah.. heRE iT iS.. i StiLL haVE thE piC.. :D

thEn aNotheR oNE iS.. i wOre thE saME shOes foR aN oraNGe shiRt aNd oraNge paNts!!! iM reaLLy thaT faShioN vicTim caUSe i weaR cLotheS oR shOes thaT are nOt reaLLy meaNt for theM.. :)) haHAha.. i reaLLy caNt imaGinE mYseLf iF i aM stiLL a faShioN viCTim.. haHAha!!!

cUte LiL chiLdreN.. :)

Sun, 13 Aug 2006 07:19:07 +0800

Karam Singh Walia's Top Peribahasa:

Thu, 24 Aug 2006 16:09:38 +0800

1. Kemana tumpahnya kuah kalau tidak ke bawah
2. Tak lapuk dek hujan, tak lekang macam rambutan
3. Tiada rotan, pelempang berguna juga
4. Biar lambat asalkan tak cepat
5. Biar putih tulang, jangan kuning gigi
6. Di mana ada gula di situ adalah gula-gula
7. Kalah jadi abu, menang jadi arang, seri jadi abu bakar
8. Carik-carik bulu ayam, lama-lama jadi shuttlecock
9. Secupak takkan jadi 18 cupak
10. Gajah mati meninggalkan gading, udang harimau mati meninggalkan kulit, manusia mati meninggal dunia
11. Sedangkan lidah lagi tergigit, inikan pula makanan di dalam mulut.
12. Harapkan pagar, pagar tidak boleh diharap
13. Alang-alang mandi biar guna sabun
14. Berapa berat mata memandang, berat lagi seguni beras
15. Cubit paha kanan, paha kiri tak rasa apa-apa pun
16. Diam-diam ubi berisi, diam-diam orang... . bisu
17. Hidup segan mati di tanam
18. Ikut hati mati, ikut rasa merasa
19. Lembu punya susu cap teko dapat nama
20. Sehari selambar benang lama-lama benang habis
21. Jika kail panjang sejengkal, beli le yang panjang sikit kalau nak ngail di laut. (beli la pukat tunda lagi baik)
22. Hendak seribu daya, tak hendak tak apa
23. Membujur lalu melintang pukang
24. Hujan emas di negeri orang, hujan batu di negeri sendiri, lebih baik hari tak hujan
25. Sebab pulut santan binasa, sebab mulut habis pulut
26. Kecil-kecil cili padi, kecil lagi biji cili
27. Kalau sudi katakan sudi, kalau tak sudi boleh blah!!

Burung Ku

Fri, 01 Sep 2006 10:20:13 +0800

Ada seorang lelaki tua yang hobinya memelihara banyak burung. Pada suatu pagi, semua burung kesayangannya telah hilang. Merasa sipencuri sudah keterlaluan, lelaki tua itu pun membawa masalah ini di perjumpaan mingguan di kampungnya.

Lelaki tua : "Siapa disini yang ada burung?"

Seluruh penduduk laki-laki segera berdiri.

Menyedari kesilapannya dalam cara bertanya, lelaki itu menambah
"bukan itu maksud saya"

Lalu di ajukan soalan yang lain..
"maksud saya adalah, siapa yang pernah lihat burung?"

Maka seluruh penduduk wanita berdiri.
Kerana menyedari pertanyaannya masih tidak betul, maka dengan muka merah padam dia menyambung
"maaf, bukan itu maksud saya"

Sekali lagi di cuba bertanya
"maksud saya adalah siapa yang pernah lihat burung yang bukan miliknya"

Separuh penduduk wanita berdiri.
Muka lelaki itu makin merah, dan juga makin gugup, segera berkata lagi

"maaf sekali lagi, bukan ke arah itu pertanyaan saya, maksud saya adalah,
siapa yang pernah lihat burung saya?"

Lalu... Isteri lelaki itu pun pun berdiri....dan seorang wanita yang lain, maka kali ini merah padam pula muka si isteri, lelaki tu pun cabut lari, menyesal tanya.

its been a long time..

Sun, 31 Dec 2006 14:15:11 +0800

wow.. it's been a long time that i haven't visit my blog.. whew..

but now i have a lil time 2 spend with my mobbed.. :)

okay..

today is dec. 31 and later on.. we will be welcoming 2007..

a new year for us to change our wrong doings..

a new chance for us to live our lives to the fullest..

a year that we should thank for..

hehehe..

anyweiz..

i miss you all guys.!!

may you all have a pleasant new year to come.!!

~~message for the mobbed squad..

-Gus..

thank you for the moolahs you have given us.. we really appreciate it.. even though it's 10, 20, or 50 and we rarely get 200..

-Lenny

Thanks for making our lives pinky.!!

- Donny

Thanks for putting sunshine in our lives..

A NEW LINK, A NEW YEAR...

Sun, 07 Jan 2007 15:18:28 +0800

WELCOME TO MTVASIABLOG!!!

A BRAND NEW START FOR A BRAND NEW YEAR!

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL BLOGGERS AND VISITORS!