Will I hantam or be makan?


[Submitted by Apollo21 on August 2, 2008, 2:30 pm]

Every holiday weekend in the summer, fat lazy office workers in Canada like myself get the urge to spend time in the wilderness. We like to fool ourselves that we can survive in the wilderness like wildmen or tarzan. Its a guy thing.

So yep. I am going to be spending time in the wilderness this weekend with my good buddy. Its back to nature for us. Only problem is, lately there are lots of stories of wild animals like bears and mountain lions chasing humans in the mountains lately. The predators are getting ready for winter and/or need to feed their young...

So the question is if it comes down to a question of survival - Will I hantam the wild animals or will I be their makan? (I like singlish!). 

I have bought pepper spray and flares to prevent myself from becoming a tasty morsel for the wild beasts....

 

 

But what will happen? I hope it will not come down to this but in the event of a SMACK DOWN...

 

Will I hantam or will I be makan? Who knows? If I don;t make another entry, you know what happened