Honestly


[Submitted by pecco on January 4, 2008, 1:21 pm]
Everything I write or will write is 100% true.
Every event that I familiarize to you has actually happened to me.
Every personal thought that popped into my mind, I will confess unaltered.
I swear it on my mom's sister's daughter's brother-in-law's cousin's
neighbor, one who happens to be a pedophile. I swear it!