1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.

3. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

4. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

5. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

6. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

7. When im sweeping the floor and someone asks '' have u sweep the floor yet?''arghh.ya..now im moppng it with my broom.

8. When im enjoying my food and some come and ask "cani clear the table now?''  OUhh sure but leave the food behind.dumbass

 9. when im waiting for taxi and some come and ask'' waiting for a taxi huh?'' nope..im waiting for LORRY!

10. Old people tend to put their groceries  next to the seat beside them! hey granny u paid for one seat!

 and so it continues

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