[Submitted by MTVfauzirassull on December 29, 2007, 3:27 am]
Hey ya'll, I've got news to share with you. "USA Today" mentioned that Bill Gates will be sharing his fortune to some of us -- maybe to Americans or anywho who live in this planet.
As told, Microsoft and AOL are now the largest Internet companies and in an effort to make sure that Internet Explorer remains the most widely used program, Microsoft and AOL are running an e-mail beta test.
Now what??
For every person that you forward this e-mail to, Microsoft will pay you $245.00 For every person that you sent it to that forwards it on, Microsoft will pay you $243.00 and ! for every third person that receives it, You will be paid $241.00. Within two weeks, Microsoft will contact you for your address and then send you a check.
Too good to be true??
Charles S Bailey, General Manager Field Operations, addressed this himself to "USA Today" and that proof it wasn't any scam.
And to make it sound so real, one person actually try so hard to proof dimwits like you with all of his/her shits. Here is what this creature has to say:
".... I thought this was a scam myself, But two weeks after receiving this e-mail and forwarding it on. Microsoft contacted me for my address and within days, I receive a check for $24, 800.00. You need to respond before the beta testing is over. If anyone can afford this, Bill gates is the man.
It's all marketing expense to him. Please forward this to as many people as possible. You are bound to get at least $10, 000.00. We're not going to help them out with their e-mail beta test without getting a little something for our time. My brother's girlfriend got in on this a few months ago. When I went to visit him for the Baylor /UT game. She showed me her check. It was for the sum of $4, 324.44 and was stamped 'Paid in full'
Like I said before, I know the law, and this is for real.
Intel and AOL are now discussing a merger which would make them the largest Internet company and in an effort make sure that AOL remains the most widely used program, Intel and AOL are running an e-mail beta test.
When you forward this e-mail to friends, Intel can and will track it ( if you are a Microsoft Windows user) for a two week time period.
Try it; What have you got to lose! ..."
As told, Microsoft and AOL are now the largest Internet companies and in an effort to make sure that Internet Explorer remains the most widely used program, Microsoft and AOL are running an e-mail beta test.
Now what??
For every person that you forward this e-mail to, Microsoft will pay you $245.00 For every person that you sent it to that forwards it on, Microsoft will pay you $243.00 and ! for every third person that receives it, You will be paid $241.00. Within two weeks, Microsoft will contact you for your address and then send you a check.
Too good to be true??
Charles S Bailey, General Manager Field Operations, addressed this himself to "USA Today" and that proof it wasn't any scam.
And to make it sound so real, one person actually try so hard to proof dimwits like you with all of his/her shits. Here is what this creature has to say:
".... I thought this was a scam myself, But two weeks after receiving this e-mail and forwarding it on. Microsoft contacted me for my address and within days, I receive a check for $24, 800.00. You need to respond before the beta testing is over. If anyone can afford this, Bill gates is the man.
It's all marketing expense to him. Please forward this to as many people as possible. You are bound to get at least $10, 000.00. We're not going to help them out with their e-mail beta test without getting a little something for our time. My brother's girlfriend got in on this a few months ago. When I went to visit him for the Baylor /UT game. She showed me her check. It was for the sum of $4, 324.44 and was stamped 'Paid in full'
Like I said before, I know the law, and this is for real.
Intel and AOL are now discussing a merger which would make them the largest Internet company and in an effort make sure that AOL remains the most widely used program, Intel and AOL are running an e-mail beta test.
When you forward this e-mail to friends, Intel can and will track it ( if you are a Microsoft Windows user) for a two week time period.
Try it; What have you got to lose! ..."
pp/ss: Do I have a fortune?
[Submitted by MTVfauzirassull on December 27, 2007, 1:56 am]
I prefer talking on the phone instead of smsing and why? The tacky whatever abbreviation most of us used, is hella irritating. Oh, I don't used abbreviation, mind you.
Why do we used abbreviation in the first place? Come on, you don't have to be stingy over 5 cents per sms, can't you? If you can afford Chanel, Gucci or even Prada merchandise, I'm so sure you won't even care if one shit of sms cost everyone a 5 cents unless you're wearing fake designer products. Just for the record, I have dimwits (in fact many of them) sent me text messages with super duper crazy abbreviations; a fucking unreadable abbreviations ya'll. Either I asked them to write it over again or just fucking can't be bothered.
So yeah, jargons like GTG or LOL which I'm familiar are accepted because I sorta use it as well; not often.
And again, as I'm blogging, this pops out. Do you really want to hella shorten every fucking word you see? Are you goddamn illiterate or something? Are you a retarded that you aren't able to type in full sentences? Is there anything sticking in your bigg ass till you have to hurry while typing your abbreviation-ish message? And I'm not surprise people who used them (abbreviations) are young demographic adolescent..
Anyone older, you're ought to kill yourself.
So yeah, this post was delibrately made to offend anyone who love the joy of abbreviating text messages.
Why do we used abbreviation in the first place? Come on, you don't have to be stingy over 5 cents per sms, can't you? If you can afford Chanel, Gucci or even Prada merchandise, I'm so sure you won't even care if one shit of sms cost everyone a 5 cents unless you're wearing fake designer products. Just for the record, I have dimwits (in fact many of them) sent me text messages with super duper crazy abbreviations; a fucking unreadable abbreviations ya'll. Either I asked them to write it over again or just fucking can't be bothered.
So yeah, jargons like GTG or LOL which I'm familiar are accepted because I sorta use it as well; not often.
And again, as I'm blogging, this pops out. Do you really want to hella shorten every fucking word you see? Are you goddamn illiterate or something? Are you a retarded that you aren't able to type in full sentences? Is there anything sticking in your bigg ass till you have to hurry while typing your abbreviation-ish message? And I'm not surprise people who used them (abbreviations) are young demographic adolescent..
Anyone older, you're ought to kill yourself.
So yeah, this post was delibrately made to offend anyone who love the joy of abbreviating text messages.
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[Submitted by MTVfauzirassull on December 24, 2007, 4:17 pm]
It's always like this. Exchanging gift and stuff is not my thang. I've said this hella lots of times. Why waste my moolah buying gift to people who don't really appreciate things yadda yadda.
Anyway, let's get creative, shall we? Let the picture tells the story ya'll.
Anyway, let's get creative, shall we? Let the picture tells the story ya'll.
TO THEM, MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAVE A HAPPY NEW YEAR.
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[Submitted by MTVfauzirassull on December 23, 2007, 10:40 am]
Everyone knows that Jamie Lynn Spears is with a child. It wasn't a big surprise of course and why? I mean she's like the rest of the teens who makes mistakes like us. Now that she's pregnant, everyone labelled her a slut yadda yadda yadda. But she's not people. She didn't **** 10 - 20 guys and not that she doesn't know who the father is. She had sex with one guy who is her boyfriend and he's probably going to jail although he shouldn't because Jamie was the willing party. She knows what she's doing. There are millions of teens out there who are 16 and have kids but no one cares about them. So why in the world of all planet, people care about this one?
She is stupid and got pregnant. It is no big deal at all. Well at least, she's owning up to it. Jamie knows what she did was terribly wrong and who are we to judge her when we have thousands and thousands of parents from nowhere who don't even care what their babies do. Yes, she's a star, not that popular at least, but hey, she's a normal being like us, no?
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Yeap, now she has the headlines that her sister seemed to have monopolised!!! Go Jamie Lynn.... NO! And everyone 'cares' because she wants to be famous, thats why she is on tv & in the entertainment business. Duh! Get real, no one 'cares', people just want to pick on someone new now that Brits' is old news.
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[Submitted by MTVfauzirassull on December 23, 2007, 1:45 am]
I prefer talking on the phone instead of smsing and why? The tacky whatever abbreviation most of us used, is hella irritating. Oh, I don't used abbreviation, mind you.
Why do we used abbreviation in the first place? Come on, you don't have to be stingy over 5 cents per sms, can't you? If you can afford Chanel, Gucci or even Prada merchandise, I'm so sure you won't even care if one shit of sms cost everyone a 5 cents unless you're wearing fake designer products. Just for the record, I have dimwits (in fact many of them) sent me text messages with super duper crazy abbreviations; a fucking unreadable abbreviations ya'll. Either I asked them to write it over again or just fucking can't be bothered.
So yeah, jargons like GTG or LOL which I'm familiar are accepted because I sorta use it as well; not often.
And again, as I'm blogging, this pops out. Do you really want to hella shorten every fucking word you see? Are you goddamn illiterate or something? Are you a retarded that you aren't able to type in full sentences? Is there anything sticking in your bigg ass till you have to hurry while typing your abbreviation-ish message? And I'm not surprise people who used them (abbreviations) are young demographic adolescent..
Anyone older, you're ought to kill yourself.
So yeah, this post was delibrately made to offend anyone who love the joy of abbreviating text messages. Anyway, didn't your mom tell you to fuck off?
Why do we used abbreviation in the first place? Come on, you don't have to be stingy over 5 cents per sms, can't you? If you can afford Chanel, Gucci or even Prada merchandise, I'm so sure you won't even care if one shit of sms cost everyone a 5 cents unless you're wearing fake designer products. Just for the record, I have dimwits (in fact many of them) sent me text messages with super duper crazy abbreviations; a fucking unreadable abbreviations ya'll. Either I asked them to write it over again or just fucking can't be bothered.
So yeah, jargons like GTG or LOL which I'm familiar are accepted because I sorta use it as well; not often.
And again, as I'm blogging, this pops out. Do you really want to hella shorten every fucking word you see? Are you goddamn illiterate or something? Are you a retarded that you aren't able to type in full sentences? Is there anything sticking in your bigg ass till you have to hurry while typing your abbreviation-ish message? And I'm not surprise people who used them (abbreviations) are young demographic adolescent..
Anyone older, you're ought to kill yourself.
So yeah, this post was delibrately made to offend anyone who love the joy of abbreviating text messages. Anyway, didn't your mom tell you to fuck off?
catch more of my blog stories at:
www.fauzirassull.com