Life theory


[Submitted by unintendedhysteria on July 10, 2007, 2:12 pm]

Let's say we treat life as a sitcom compiled into a DVD. We have a remote controller and the big guy controlling the whole thing behind the screen is God.

Then -

We all ask why we're gonna die young. And all we look for are: Answers. Answers. Answers. Motivation to carry on? Well.

HERE IS AN ANSWER:
BECAUSE GOD FORGOT TO LIFT HIS GIANT GODLY FINGER OFF THE FASTFORWARD BUTTON TO THIS PRE-PLANNED LIFE WE'RE LIVING.