"When a woman buys a pair of shoes,

she goes to 8 shops to compare styles, color, fit, and price.

In each shop, she'll probably try a dozen of pairs - holding it, touching it, wearing it,

walking it - before she actually buys the shoes.

She also usually brings a friend/s, always conferring and asking for comments.

But when it comes to love, a woman will love the first jerk that will make her blush."