A new two-year degree is being offered
at the University that many of you
should be interested in:

Becoming a Real Man. That’s right, in
just six mini-semesters, you, too, can
be a real man as well as earn an MA
degree. (Male Arts)

Please take a moment to look over the
program outline.

FIRST YEAR
Autumn Schedule:
MEN 101: Combating Stupidity
MEN 102: You, Too, Can Do Housework
MEN 103: PMS-Learn To Keep Your Mouth Shut
MEN 104: We Do Not Want Sleazy Under
things for Christmas

Winter Schedule:
MEN 110: Wonderful Laundry Techniques
MEN 111: Understanding the Female
Response to Getting in at 4am
MEN 112: Parenting: It Doesn’t End with
Conception
EAT 100: Get a Life, Learn to Cook
EAT 101: Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
ECON 001A: What’s Hers is Hers

Spring Schedule:
MEN 120: How NOT to Act like an arse
when you’re Wrong
MEN 121: Understanding Your Incompetence
MEN 122: YOU, The Weaker Sex
MEN 123: Reasons to Give Flowers
ECON 001C: What Was Yours is Hers

SECOND YEAR
Autumn Schedule:
SEX 101: You CAN Fall Asleep without It
SEX 102: Morning Dilemma: If It’s Awake,
Take a Shower
SEX 103: How to Stay Awake After Sex
MEN 201: How To Put the Toilet Seat Down

(Elective)
(See Electives Below)

Winter Schedule:
MEN 210: The Remote Control: Overcoming
Your Dependency
MEN 211: How to Not Act Younger than
Your Children
MEN 212: You, Too, Can be a Designated
Driver
MEN 213: Honest, You Don’t Look Like
Brad Pitt
MEN 230A: Her Birthdays and
Anniversaries are Important

Spring Schedule:
MEN 220: Omitting %&*!@ from Your
Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)
MEN 221: Fluffing the Blanket after
Farting Is NOT Necessary
MEN 222: Real Men Ask For Directions
MEN 223: Thirty Minutes of Begging is
NOT Considered Foreplay
MEN 230B: Her Birthdays and
Anniversaries are Important II

Course Electives:
EAT 102: Cooking with Tofu
EAT 103: Utilization of Eating Utensils
EAT 103: Burping and Belching Discreetly
MEN 231: Mothers-In-Law
MEN 232: Appear to Be Listening
MEN 233: J Just Say “Yes, Dear”
ECON 001C: Cheaper to Keep Her

Just a thought for all the women out there.
MENtal Illness
MENstrual cramps
MENtal breakdown
MENopause
GUYnocologist (poetic spelling)
Ever notice how all of women’s problems
start with men?

Share this to all women you know (and
men with a sense of humour) and brighten
up their day!!…. and when we have real
trouble, it’s a HISterectomy
A new two-year degree is being offered
at the University that many of you
should be interested in:

Becoming a Real Man. That’s right, in
just six mini-semesters, you, too, can
be a real man as well as earn an MA
degree. (Male Arts)

Please take a moment to look over the
program outline.

FIRST YEAR
Autumn Schedule:
MEN 101: Combating Stupidity
MEN 102: You, Too, Can Do Housework
MEN 103: PMS-Learn To Keep Your Mouth Shut
MEN 104: We Do Not Want Sleazy Under
things for Christmas

Winter Schedule:
MEN 110: Wonderful Laundry Techniques
MEN 111: Understanding the Female
Response to Getting in at 4am
MEN 112: Parenting: It Doesn’t End with
Conception
EAT 100: Get a Life, Learn to Cook
EAT 101: Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
ECON 001A: What’s Hers is Hers

Spring Schedule:
MEN 120: How NOT to Act like an arse
when you’re Wrong
MEN 121: Understanding Your Incompetence
MEN 122: YOU, The Weaker Sex
MEN 123: Reasons to Give Flowers
ECON 001C: What Was Yours is Hers

SECOND YEAR
Autumn Schedule:
SEX 101: You CAN Fall Asleep without It
SEX 102: Morning Dilemma: If It’s Awake,
Take a Shower
SEX 103: How to Stay Awake After Sex
MEN 201: How To Put the Toilet Seat Down

(Elective)
(See Electives Below)

Winter Schedule:
MEN 210: The Remote Control: Overcoming
Your Dependency
MEN 211: How to Not Act Younger than
Your Children
MEN 212: You, Too, Can be a Designated
Driver
MEN 213: Honest, You Don’t Look Like
Brad Pitt
MEN 230A: Her Birthdays and
Anniversaries are Important

Spring Schedule:
MEN 220: Omitting %&*!@ from Your
Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)
MEN 221: Fluffing the Blanket after
Farting Is NOT Necessary
MEN 222: Real Men Ask For Directions
MEN 223: Thirty Minutes of Begging is
NOT Considered Foreplay
MEN 230B: Her Birthdays and
Anniversaries are Important II

Course Electives:
EAT 102: Cooking with Tofu
EAT 103: Utilization of Eating Utensils
EAT 103: Burping and Belching Discreetly
MEN 231: Mothers-In-Law
MEN 232: Appear to Be Listening
MEN 233: J Just Say “Yes, Dear”
ECON 001C: Cheaper to Keep Her

Just a thought for all the women out there.
MENtal Illness
MENstrual cramps
MENtal breakdown
MENopause
GUYnocologist (poetic spelling)
Ever notice how all of women’s problems
start with men?

Share this to all women you know (and
men with a sense of humour) and brighten
up their day!!…. and when we have real
trouble, it’s a HISterectomy