[Submitted by tyasgh on October 28, 2006, 6:20 pm]
The sChool SonGhogwarts,hogwarts,hoggy warty hogwarts,
Teach us something please,
Whether we be Old and bald,
Or young with scabby knees,
Our heads could do with filling,
with some interesting stuff,
for now they're bare and full of air,
Dead flies and bits of fluff,
So teach us things worth knowing,
Bring back what we've forgot,
Just do your best,we'll do the rest,And learn until brains all rot