W H Y-W E-H A T E-T H E-G O V E R N M E N T


[Submitted by headbum88 on September 12, 2006, 8:17 pm]

Why we hate the government, companies, and some stupid people like you. Just think of this:

In the beginning was the earth; and it was beautiful.
Man said:
Let us build skyscrapers and expressways.
And man covered the earth with steel and concrete.
And man said:
It is good.

On the second day, man looked upon the clear blue waters of the earth.
And man said:
Let us dump our sewage and wastes into the waters.
And man did. The waters became dark and murky.
And man said:
It is good.

On the third day, man gazed at the forest on the earth. They were tall and green.
And man said:
Let us cut the trees and build things for ourselves.
And man did. And the forests grew thin.
And man said:
It is good.

On the fourth day, man saw the animals leaping in the fields and playing in the sun.
And man said:
Let us trap the animals for money and shoot them for sport.
And man did. And the animals became scarce.
And man said:
It is good.

On the fifth day, man felt the breeze in his nostrils.
And man said:
Let us burn our refuse and let the wind blow away the smoke and debris.
And man did. And the air became dense with smoke and carbon.
And man said:
It is good.

On the sixth day, man saw the many kinds of people on earth, different in race, color and creed.
And man feared and said:
Let us make bobs and missiles in case misunderstanding arise.
And man did. And missiles sites and bomb dumps checkered the landscape.
And man said:
It is good.

On the seventh day, man rested.
And the earth was quite and deadly still. For man was no more. And was it good?
We don’t want to let it happen.