silly man


[Submitted by mrkickback on September 6, 2006, 2:48 pm]

sad entry  i did for the previous. A GREAT MAN HE IS. 

THE ICECREAM ON TRL IS SO TEMPTING. OH MAN, i cant stop myself from eyeing on it. PEOPLE I WANT TO HAVE THAT ALL TO MYSELF! MYSELF! GET IT? haha. kidding. its surreal n huge man. LOL.

oh yeah.i overheard this joke over the radio, n it kinda tickled my funnybone.  HAHA. DANIEL WANTED TO SUE THIS PARTICULAR SALES SHOP OVER THESE FOLOWING REASON. so i thought of sharing it. U GOTA MIND THOSE TYPICAL ugly SINGLISH THOUGH.  lol.

INCIDENT A: DANIEL went into the sales shop n asked for A COLOUR TV. salesgirl replied, '' GOT." n then happily he asked for a GREEN ONE. the sales girl, amused, answered, '' WE DONT HAVE." feeling lied to, he furiously said, " EH! U SAY U GOT. NOW SAY DONT HAVE. WAH. LIE TO ME AH. COULOUR TV WAT. I WANT TO SUE!"

MOVING ON..

INCIDENT B: DANIEL went to to another part of the shop. he saw this shiny object n asked the the sales girl what was it n what does it do. cheerfully, she replied, " its a THERMOFLASK, sir. IT HELPS TO KEEP TO THE HOT THINGS HOT N THE COLD THINGS COLD."  he happily bought it home n poured in TWO CUPS OF HOT COFFEE TO KEEP IT HOT N A ICE CREAM TO KEEP IT COLD ALL TOGETHER. he felt cheated when the results were not as expected. " HORRIGIBLE! BLUFF ME! CHEAT MY MONEY! I WANT TO SUE!" 

NEXT.

iNCIDENT C: DANIEL WENT INTO ELECTRONICS PART OF THE SHOP. he saw this com. n was interested n so he tested. ON THE SCREEN, it said "PRESS F1 FOR HELP." not knowing what to do, he pressed F1 n was expecting for someone to come. AFTER PRESSING FOR 30 MINS, STILL, NO ONE CAME. HE STORMED OUT OUT OF THE SHOP N CURSED UNDER HIS BREATH FOR THEIR POOR SERVICE.

LOL. HAHA. SILLY MAN. (: