Last week my younger brother (he is 19) went to a girl's house (she is 18) and all her friends were over. His name is Rohan, and all the girls worshipped him back at school. Because they all worshipped him, they also worshipped me (for being a far superior, more advanced model haha). Rohan and I have always had a bit of competition with each other over who girls would want more, but with his support base of younger girls, he seemed to have the advantage.

So anyway, (back to the party) he starts hooking up with the girl and they eventually end up in her bedroom.

They start getting down to business (sex) while her friends dance around and get drunk. 2 minutes later (just joking, I don't know how long he took), he rolls off the bed and starts picking up his clothes when he notices a box with the words: "ROHAN'S BROTHER" on it.

He says "What the f*ck is this?" and opens it up, and inside is a DILDO.

Yes, a DILDO.

He takes it outside to demand an explanation when all the girls see it and start chanting, "Rohan's brother, Rohan's brother!"

Not only was the dildo named after me, but it turns out that all the girls had bought it and share it! AND, if the girl had used it, then technically I laid that girl before him! Oh yeah! Hahaha