[Submitted by zhain on June 18, 2006, 6:09 pm]
>A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work.
>Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her
>husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet. The boy
>now has company.
>
>Boy: "Dark in here."
>Man: "Yes it is."
>Boy: "I have a baseball."
>Man: "That's nice."
>Boy: "Want to buy it?"
>Man: "No thanks."
>Boy: "My dad's outside."
>Man: "OK, how much?"
>Boy: "$250."
>
>In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover
>
>Boy: "Dark in here."
>Man: "Yes it is."
>Boy: "I have a baseball."
>Man: "That's nice."
>Boy: "Want to buy it?"
>Man: "No thanks."
>Boy: "My dad's outside."
>Man: "OK, how much?"
>Boy: "$250."
>
>In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover
>are in the closet together.
>
>Boy: "Dark in here."
>Man: "Yes, it is."
>Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
>Man: "How much?"
>Boy: "$750."
>Man: "Fine."
>
>A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your ball and glove.
>
>Boy: "Dark in here."
>Man: "Yes, it is."
>Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
>Man: "How much?"
>Boy: "$750."
>Man: "Fine."
>
>A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your ball and glove.
>Let's go outside and play catch." The boy says, "I can't. I sold them." The
>father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" The son says, "$1,000." The
>father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friend like that. That is
>way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and
>make you confess." They go to church, the father alerts the priest, makes
>the boy sit in the confessional and closes the door.
[Submitted by zhain on May 24, 2006, 3:17 pm]
fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too
Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe can.
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe can.
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
Hvae a ncie day!!!
[Submitted by zhain on April 17, 2006, 11:51 am]
howz ur holy week guyyz???
[Submitted by zhain on March 17, 2006, 3:03 pm]
[Submitted by zhain on March 17, 2006, 2:45 pm]
gretchen is poisonous! Induce vomitting if ingested.N
POISON
POISON
[Submitted by zhain on March 17, 2006, 2:40 pm]
Your Icecream Flavour is...Neopolitan!
You aren't satisfied with just one flavor. They say variety is the spice of life and this shines through in your Ice cream of choice! Just don't eat all the chocolate and leave the strawberry and vanilla behind!
You aren't satisfied with just one flavor. They say variety is the spice of life and this shines through in your Ice cream of choice! Just don't eat all the chocolate and leave the strawberry and vanilla behind! [Submitted by zhain on November 19, 2005, 3:15 pm]
GGlitzyRRealisticEEdgyTTameCCarefulHHumorousEElitistNNaughty
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[Submitted by zhain on November 11, 2005, 1:52 pm]
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God bless the Philippines!
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This was written by INTEL GeneralManager Robin Martin about the Philippines:
" align="left Filipinos (including the press, business people and myself) tend to dwell too much on the negative side and this affects the perception of foreigners, even the ones who have lived here for a while.
The negative perception of the Philippines is way disproportionate to reality when compared to countries like Colombia, Egypt, Middle East, Africa, etc.
Let us all help our country by balancing the negative with the positive especially when we talk to foreigners, whether based here or abroad.
[Submitted by zhain on September 30, 2005, 2:50 pm]
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