My time here at MTV is coming to an end. it was clearly a personal choice by me. i think its time for me to contribute to society. So as of this week you will no longer see me on the television anymore. i had a lot of fun and thanks to the 6 people that actually thought i was funny. i will now climb to the highest mountain in the andes with a small purple flower in my hand to assume my new position in life as the dark knight otherwise known as Batman. So you see, i really have no choice, because ive always wanted to wear tights and the saving people is just an added bonus. No seriously, most superheros do get a little something on the side depending on how many people they save. anyway ive digressed, this will be my last entry. so i will leave you with the great words of Milli Vanilli, "Blame it on the Rain," yes just blame it on the rain. Oh, and always pull out, its good for your health.

Tengo el gato en los pantalones... What up people, if youve been watching MTV lately you would have noticed that i was in Las Vegas recently for the Video Music Awards. Holy smokes cheese and rice it was awesome. I lost a bundle of money in my rookie attempt at gambling, but the plus side, the drinks are free when youre losing money in Vegas. I got to interview a lot of artists that i like including chris brown, and i showed him some of my moves. that kid can dance. . .crap he can sing too. damn that chris brown! all in all it was a sweet trip, even though the mtv asia team had to work so hard cause the demand was high for us to bring back good stuff. which brings me to my next point, my producer, for hidden identity purposes il call her Michell, she is the most underrated employee on the mtv team and i would just like to say to my boss, i think she deserves a raise, or at least a hug. gotta go, im sitting at someone elses desk and they keep looking at me! ps Michell, il take a filet o fish upsize pls.

The cheese is old and moldy. The cheese is old and moldy! Is Pete here? Where is my remote? You had me at hello. . . .you had me at hello.

Laconaphobia is the fear of VEGETABLES!!

yeah as you all know i just returned from langkawi and sarawak, and it was it was awesome. the last couple days was really cool i was kicking it with the tribes, you'll see just watch the show. anyway thats not what im here to talk about. Why the heck to people insist on stopping and talking right when they get off the escalator? you know? before they get on or right when they get off they stop and talk like, 'are you sure we wanna go down?" or they do the lost point, where they point around, "is it up there or down there" jeez, people are trying to get by! an then it gets backed up and people are forced to walk backwards. i freaking hate that.

Make sure you guys check out MTV the Games saturday at Takashimdskdjngffooeri it's at ngee ann dang i cant even spell that either, it's the big brick building off of orchard road. it should be fun.

Freakin Spurs. . . .

i will talk about nba, 'the king has arrived' as in lebron james!

ok so im just not good at this whole thing. but here goes #2, today . . . .i . .did nothing again. but i managed to get to the gym so thats good. i think england plays brazil tonite really late, maybe thats what il do tonite. what do i eat? vitamin meat. all kinds. peaceout.

colbys blog is now officially up and running. so here i go, today i did nothing.