what's the most terrifying ride you'll ever take..?
believe me, don't ever take the last train home coz yo'll never make it if you are on this train!
this movie is not for the faint-hearted though with all the gore - something like the hostel
vinnie jones as the butcher with not much script but did quite a decent job in this movie.. remember him as the Juggernaut in the X-Men 3 : The Last Stand.. haven't seen him in any movies lately even though he has acted quite a few not so memorable ones since then.. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005068/
it's a movie adaptation of clive barker's short story which makes a great & exciting read however the movie was .. well a bit of a letdown for me.. i expected more.. still i like this horror flick. Hey! it's jus me!
I dare you to go catch the movie or better yet, the last train!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0805570/ - the midnight meat train
here's my analogy.. (in other words - my crap!)
Love is a funny thing
It can be make you smile
Yet, it will break you down
It can bring you joy
But, it also gives you pain
You can give love to everyone
Yet, you love no one
You can love someone to death
But, hate another like hell!
Love is really a funny thing
It can grip you so hard till you are breathless
Yet, it can also fill you up like you're walking on air
It is elusive when you search for it
But, it falls hard on you when you least expect it!
Yeah.. love is a very funny thing..
what?! still reading my crap? shoo-shoo go write yours but thanks for reading ya'.. ;);)
(because they are plugged into a genius)
2) WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)
3) WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)
4) WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapour lock)
(You're laughing right now, aren't you?!?!)
5) WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)
6) WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
7) HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)
(C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)
And the personal favorite:
8) WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn!!)
if that haven't got you smiling or perk your day up...then Relax! Life is short!
the dark knight...great movie love it esp the Joker with his diabolical mind and tricks..
of all the actors (jack nicholson, jim carrey) who played the joker, Heath Ledger was the most outstanding.. it's sad that he DIED SO YOUNG & SO SOON!! aahh!! Though he's gone, his memories will remain long after.. read about it - http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005132/news#ni0268413
imagine our lives without rules? we need to laugh more and we'll all be more happy with less stress, less sorrows, less pain...
go catch the movie if u haven't but watch it in the big screen for the great effects
WHY SO SE-RIOU-S?
next time if anyone see me on the streets...laugh and I'll definitely laugh back...HA-HA! HA-HA!
For many 2 mths of posts gone...it seems like nothing has happened the last 2mths .. no cyclone no earthquakes no disasters no protests no strikes no nothing...it wld be gr8 ain't it? Wow!
in reality, people are still suffering, mother nature is still angry, things are still happening
What's -
dead can't be undead
done can't be undone
gone can't be ungone
lost can't be unlost
posted can't be unposted
said can't be unsaid
spent can't be unspent
and the lists go on...
oh well....life still living.. la viva loca!! Ces't la vie!!
Some Health FAQ by a certain Doctor....
Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it...Don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.
Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.
Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!
Q: How can I calculate my body / fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise.
A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good!
Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: You're not listening.... Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?
Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans! Another vegetable. It's the best feel-good food around!!
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.
Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! Round is a shape!!
Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets. Remember: Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming, "WOO HOO, What a Ride!"
Hey..check this out!!
John Nathaniel cover of REALIZE by Colbie Caillat...comments if any..tks!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFKhAklc3no
Or check out his profile at -
http://www.myspace.com/johnnathanielmusic
Something for u to think about....
Greeting kisses with your partner
- The hello kiss - A quick kiss on the lips which says ‘hey babe, how was your day’.
- The hello kiss+ - A bit longer than the hello kiss, this kiss says ‘hey babe, I was thinking about you today (eyebrows raised).
- Not even in the door kiss - A passionate kiss which says, well! It kind of speaks for itself.
- Just a quick kiss - A quick kiss just to remind them you love them
- Kids are out playing kiss - A longer kiss followed by the words ‘the kids are out playing….’
- You’re getting it tonight kiss - passionate, playful, long and hard saying ‘I’m horny!!!’
- Just before sleep kiss - A quick peck on the cheek or lips to say ‘goodnight babe’.
- Thank god, the painters have left kiss - Menstrual cycle is over and it’s time to get back on track
- I really want you kiss - long, passionate, all over the face type of kiss saying ‘I’m hungry’
- The spiritual kiss - slow, long, softer, passionate which says ‘I love you on a deeper level’
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.
Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the COW when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire PIG just to get a little sausage!
Andy Rooney is a really smart guy!
just another monday...used to feel that mondays are always black...why?
1st day of the work week, always late for work, shitty deadlines, grouchy colleagues, no more lazying ard the hse...but hey, now feel abit diff. abt mondays..refuse to allow S2D2 to get to me now...Same Shit Different Days Syndrome disease.
Born with IT. Live with IT. Deal with IT!!
Ces't la Vie! Take each day with a surprise and will feel better...Life is always full of surprises - datz my outlook...no surprises no life..
take it easy ppl!