As told, Microsoft and AOL are now the largest Internet companies and in an effort to make sure that Internet Explorer remains the most widely used program, Microsoft and AOL are running an e-mail beta test.
Now what??
For every person that you forward this e-mail to, Microsoft will pay you $245.00 For every person that you sent it to that forwards it on, Microsoft will pay you $243.00 and ! for every third person that receives it, You will be paid $241.00. Within two weeks, Microsoft will contact you for your address and then send you a check.
Too good to be true??
Charles S Bailey, General Manager Field Operations, addressed this himself to "USA Today" and that proof it wasn't any scam.
And to make it sound so real, one person actually try so hard to proof dimwits like you with all of his/her shits. Here is what this creature has to say:
".... I thought this was a scam myself, But two weeks after receiving this e-mail and forwarding it on. Microsoft contacted me for my address and within days, I receive a check for $24, 800.00. You need to respond before the beta testing is over. If anyone can afford this, Bill gates is the man.
It's all marketing expense to him. Please forward this to as many people as possible. You are bound to get at least $10, 000.00. We're not going to help them out with their e-mail beta test without getting a little something for our time. My brother's girlfriend got in on this a few months ago. When I went to visit him for the Baylor /UT game. She showed me her check. It was for the sum of $4, 324.44 and was stamped 'Paid in full'
Like I said before, I know the law, and this is for real.
Intel and AOL are now discussing a merger which would make them the largest Internet company and in an effort make sure that AOL remains the most widely used program, Intel and AOL are running an e-mail beta test.
When you forward this e-mail to friends, Intel can and will track it ( if you are a Microsoft Windows user) for a two week time period.
Try it; What have you got to lose! ..."
pp/ss: Do I have a fortune?
Why do we used abbreviation in the first place? Come on, you don't have to be stingy over 5 cents per sms, can't you? If you can afford Chanel, Gucci or even Prada merchandise, I'm so sure you won't even care if one shit of sms cost everyone a 5 cents unless you're wearing fake designer products. Just for the record, I have dimwits (in fact many of them) sent me text messages with super duper crazy abbreviations; a fucking unreadable abbreviations ya'll. Either I asked them to write it over again or just fucking can't be bothered.
So yeah, jargons like GTG or LOL which I'm familiar are accepted because I sorta use it as well; not often.
And again, as I'm blogging, this pops out. Do you really want to hella shorten every fucking word you see? Are you goddamn illiterate or something? Are you a retarded that you aren't able to type in full sentences? Is there anything sticking in your bigg ass till you have to hurry while typing your abbreviation-ish message? And I'm not surprise people who used them (abbreviations) are young demographic adolescent..
Anyone older, you're ought to kill yourself.
So yeah, this post was delibrately made to offend anyone who love the joy of abbreviating text messages.
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Anyway, let's get creative, shall we? Let the picture tells the story ya'll.
TO THEM, MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAVE A HAPPY NEW YEAR.
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Yeap, now she has the headlines that her sister seemed to have monopolised!!! Go Jamie Lynn.... NO! And everyone 'cares' because she wants to be famous, thats why she is on tv & in the entertainment business. Duh! Get real, no one 'cares', people just want to pick on someone new now that Brits' is old news.
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Why do we used abbreviation in the first place? Come on, you don't have to be stingy over 5 cents per sms, can't you? If you can afford Chanel, Gucci or even Prada merchandise, I'm so sure you won't even care if one shit of sms cost everyone a 5 cents unless you're wearing fake designer products. Just for the record, I have dimwits (in fact many of them) sent me text messages with super duper crazy abbreviations; a fucking unreadable abbreviations ya'll. Either I asked them to write it over again or just fucking can't be bothered.
So yeah, jargons like GTG or LOL which I'm familiar are accepted because I sorta use it as well; not often.
And again, as I'm blogging, this pops out. Do you really want to hella shorten every fucking word you see? Are you goddamn illiterate or something? Are you a retarded that you aren't able to type in full sentences? Is there anything sticking in your bigg ass till you have to hurry while typing your abbreviation-ish message? And I'm not surprise people who used them (abbreviations) are young demographic adolescent..
Anyone older, you're ought to kill yourself.
So yeah, this post was delibrately made to offend anyone who love the joy of abbreviating text messages. Anyway, didn't your mom tell you to fuck off?
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"One girl saw a worm crawling out! We put the chocolate back into the box and shook it. More worms crawled out!" she said.
"I bought four boxes of the chocolate from Sheng Siong in Jurong West. As I was giving out the chocolate from one box, I saw powdery stuff in there and thought it was caused by poor handling," she said.
"Then one of the girls saw a worm crawling out!"
Alarmed, she quickly collected all the chocolate she had given out.
"We put the chocolate from that particular box back into the box and shook the box. All the worms started crawling out from the wrapper!" Sandra said.
These photos were sent by her customer Teddy, 26.
"Someone ate the chocolate without checking but he seems fine. The chocolate was manufactured in Jan 07 and expire Jan 08. The box of chocolate is still in the office. All the worms are still alive," he said.
STOMP contacted Sheng Siong Supermarket and a spokesman said: "We will remove all the chocolate from that batch that was produced in Jan 07 and expire in Jan 08 from all our outlets.
"We have apologized to the STOMPer and will send four boxes of the chocolate from the latest batch personally to her.
"Based on preliminary internal checks, the chocolate had not expired but we will remove them from the shelves. Customers who have problems can contact Sheng Siong.
"We have also notified the supplier," she said.
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I swear to you I'm not going to eat Ferrero chocolate anymore. It is time for me to stop eating it. Eww, it is just disgusting. I mean worms!!! I don't know how many worms I've chewed from all the chocolates I've eaten so far.
Anyway as I was saying, one pingster or two were showing an act of racism through comment box earlier.
I don't know what you think but let this screenshot on the left explains it all. (Read words boxed in red.)
That really proof much, no? I'm really sorry if I've hurt that pingster(s). Just for the record, this is where bitching begins when you step into www.fauzirassull.com
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UPDATED 17/12/2007
I blogged and sometimes I support my post with proof (like the picture beside). How absurd can it be when someone from which planet accuse you for trying to get people to come to my blog? Isn't that similar of me being pathetic? This is what happens when people are just jealous when one always came out with cool blog topic and exciting entries ecetera and got 150 plus readers a day. I mean I can't deny that alright. Trying to gain sympathy by bad mouthing me is so unclassy ya'll. Be professional when you're doing something. I mean accusing me for nothing is just trying to ruin visitors coming to my blog. Well I know if that's what you want. To tell you the truth, I don't care less if Pingster (ping.sg, Singapore's unfamous community meta blog ever!) decide to read my blog or not. It doesn't affect my everyday traffic that much because I have other people generally from US, European continents, my lovely Asians who are here everyday without fail.
Here's the bar graph of my visitors that speaks for itself. (updated as of today).
CICK TO SEE IT RIGHT
We all have some sperms/food story to tell (though for some, that story has not yet been told).
If you have any girlfriends and gayfriends around you, ask them what it taste like to swallow cum? As you all know, cum tasting seems disgusting as it sound but it's hella fun thing to do actually although I knew from the beginning it tasted pretty nasty. The smell (urghh) is enough to kill me.
This raise another question: What do vaginal secretions taste like? Yes, duh, it is the same thing I know. But hey, the taste are different.
And so it my turn to ask you this.
1) Have you ever tasted semen (either your own or someone else's on
purpose or by accident)? If so, what did it taste like?
2) Have you ever tasted vaginal secretions (either your own or someone
else's on purpose or by accident?) If so, what did it taste like?
Tell me about it. And please I don't want to hear the same old similar answer. I want a unique and absolutely different one for my mom sake, can you?
I listed down anything I can think of right now and yeah they are taken:
"Ajax cleaner"
"maybe salty"
"smells like Ajax, I no longer buy Ajax because of it. Instead I buy Mr. Clean, it's perfumed."
"thick Clorox"
"rancid Elmer's glue"
"tastes and smells like Brie cheese"
"It tastes like itself (it's kind of like asking what pepper tastes like)."
"Indescribable."
"It tasted like a thick, globby beer."
"It tasted quite salty."
"Salty. It's a lot like swallowing snot."
"Kind of like salty soft snot."
"Blah! BITTER taste!"
"Salty with a hint of chlorine."
"Tastes like the ink of an octopus."
"It tastes like almonds."
Enough said. My brain scream that I stop. Oh well.
PsPs/SsSs: Am I fat? I think I am.