Secrets to Dancing like a Professional!
Hate feeling like an idiot at a club? - I'VE GOT A CLUB BETWEEN MY LEGS. I FEEL LIKE JOHN HOLMES
Help is at hand! - HELP IS MY HAND ON MY CLUB
Here are some really simple tips for you to think about.
Yes, dancing is not just a physical activity. Lots of thinking is required too - I THINK ALOT ABOUT YOU CUMING ON MY ANKLES, LIKE HOW LASSIE USED TO.
[music | | | The Shins - The Past And Pending | ] |
This is the greatest film ever made
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[MUSIC|Interpol - NYC]
IS NAMED BANANA PUKIS!!!!!!
~SCARED!!!~
For those unlike I, who is highly trained in all languages, PUKIS is plural for PUKI which translated from Malay means Vaginas. I came across this interesting delicacy whilst innocently walking in the basement of Plaza Singapura that day...and I asked the woman behind the counter in my sweetest possible voice "AHUNTY... what ees name of thees?"
AHUNTY: "BANANA PUKIS" ~LOL~
That's right!Bengawan Solo (can be loosely translated into a slang, meaning of which Han(d) Solo shares) sells Banana Pukis (Yellow Vaginas)
and now a completely relevant picture:
kthnxcubuhbye!
C
REZPEK!
[MUSIC|ARCADE FIRE - WAKE UP]
MEH
| { | music | | | Skin - Falling For You | } |
i want to write a poem, about speed
ZOOM.
bye.
{MUSIC- 7/4 SHORELINE:Broken Social Scene}
On the way into work this morning whilst I was eyeballing this girl whose G-string rode up to her neck, I slammed my shoulder into the corner of the wall. It hurt. Like an obese bitch. But I maintained the cool and walked away as if there was nothing wrong. As if I was a Liger*, and the pain went away
NOW IT'S BACK! BACKSTREET BOY STYLE!
OMG IT FUCKING HURTS! OMG OMG OMG OMG WLD HG!
kthnxcubye
You are hot.
I pay to get on you every day.
It is always a very tight space.
You get me all hot and sweaty,
People line up to get into you.
You always take too long to come.
You smell like dick.
I hate you.
Love,
C